Ski Stats Day 2: The Calm Before The Storm

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12/24/2013 at 19:31 • Filed to: 2 Skis Good

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Tomorrow Christmas, which also means its the day jews get the mountain all to ourselves. No Lift Lines, Uncut tracks. Its a Christmas Miracle.

Scientific Stats:

First Lift : 11:00 am

Last Lift : 3:47 pm

Max Speed: 55 Mph

Average Speed: 18 Mph

Max Altitude: 11470 ft

Total Vertical (GPS): 28872 ft

Total Vertical (EpicMix): 28062 ft

Runs: 15

Max Temperature: 31F

Min Temperature: 5F

Distance Skied : 51.1 mi (same as yesterday, fishy)

Max Hang Time: .74 Seconds

Farthest Jump: 30 ft

Largest Drop: 23 ft

Inches of Snow Accumulated on Coat while on a lift: 5

Unscientific Stats:

Times Yelled out by Senior Citizens: 3.5 (sorry)

OHHH SHIT moments: 4

Wipeouts: 0

Wipeouts Witnessed: Lol

# of times I was intentionally obnoxious while passing a wannabe with a GoPro: 11~

# of GoPro wearers who actually needed to record their skiing: 0

# of combined views those GoPro Videos will get: Depends on size of extended family

Mountain Selfies Taken: 1

Ski BoundaryLines Cut: No Comment


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