"NoahthePorscheGuy" (porsche)
12/24/2013 at 19:31 • Filed to: 2 Skis Good | 1 | 0 |
Tomorrow Christmas, which also means its the day jews get the mountain all to ourselves. No Lift Lines, Uncut tracks. Its a Christmas Miracle.
Scientific Stats:
First Lift : 11:00 am
Last Lift : 3:47 pm
Max Speed: 55 Mph
Average Speed: 18 Mph
Max Altitude: 11470 ft
Total Vertical (GPS): 28872 ft
Total Vertical (EpicMix): 28062 ft
Runs: 15
Max Temperature: 31F
Min Temperature: 5F
Distance Skied : 51.1 mi (same as yesterday, fishy)
Max Hang Time: .74 Seconds
Farthest Jump: 30 ft
Largest Drop: 23 ft
Inches of Snow Accumulated on Coat while on a lift: 5
Unscientific Stats:
Times Yelled out by Senior Citizens: 3.5 (sorry)
OHHH SHIT moments: 4
Wipeouts: 0
Wipeouts Witnessed: Lol
# of times I was intentionally obnoxious while passing a wannabe with a GoPro: 11~
# of GoPro wearers who actually needed to record their skiing: 0
# of combined views those GoPro Videos will get: Depends on size of extended family
Mountain Selfies Taken: 1
Ski BoundaryLines Cut: No Comment